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Trump: Make America Grape Again

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At the close of the Republican National Convention, Trump again celebrated his nomination.

“Friends, delegates and fellow Americans,” he began, “I humbly and gratefully accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States. I, like most of you all, want to make America grape again. Nothing goes better than a great tasting Trump Steak™ quite like a nice Trump Pino Noir™.”

He continued, “I guarantee you, there’s nothing like drinking at the moment of declaring bankruptcy for the third time or knowing no one will rival oneself through a cheat real estate university. It’s all rigged, that’s all I’m saying: so why not kick back and make America Grape Again™: cheers!”