GMO Fluoride Discovered

A genetically modified form of fluoride was discovered by scientists this past month.

The modified fluoride was found after scientists microwaved a raccoon in a completely non-sacrificial, kosher way. The animal was analyzed, and it was established that it grew two extra rows of teeth.


Artist’s rendering of the raccoon.


Human trials revealed similar results and the genetically modified fluoride was quickly approved by nine out of ten dentists across the United States. The disapproving dentists were quickly dismissed as fringe quacks and disbarred from the American Dental Association.