Boneless Chicken Wings


Food franchise, Planet Wings, has genetically engineered boneless chickens for use in it’s boneless wings.

The company used several genes from the infamously dangerous, Australian Box Jellyfish.

A number of attempts were made over the course the past year. One resulted in glow-in-the-dark chickens. However, the glowing prevented the flock from getting sleep.

A byproduct of one of the experiments was a sauceless chicken wing that left consumers with a tingling, burning pallet. The company is marketing the aforementioned wing as igneous poultry flavored.