Feeling evil, but don’t have the wardrobe to match?
Now there’s a pair of slacks for those feeling rebellious and vaguely malevolent: Satanic brand jeans brought to you by the founder of modern, organized devil worship Anton LaVey.
Manufactured in Chinese sweat shops and embroidered with human skin, these pants are made for the particularly sadistic and vengeful working man. Extremely durable, LaVey ensures they will “endure through the trials of both this life and the next,” giving it a double life-time warranty.
What’s next for LaVey and the fashion world? Dare I say Wicca hats?