Senator Reptoid Jenkins is once again clamoring for change.
“It’s absurd that the only transdimensional species bathroom in the Milky Way galaxy is in the US congressional building,” he said at a press conference yesterday. Continue reading Transdimensional Bathroom
McDonald’s is coming under fire after it was revealed that the McGriddle is not just a sandwich, but a genetically modified organism in of itself. Continue reading The McGriddle Monster
Acclaimed B movie director George Romero, famous for his “Night of the Living Dead” franchise is to release a cookbook. Continue reading Soulless Soul Food